zomg I fancy Alan Jackson LIKE MAD. (Also cos he's Banquo in the ShakespeaRe-told Macbeth with James MacAvoy and they kiss in, like, the first 30 seconds. BEST MACBETH EVER.) I still remember calapine was SCANDALISED when we were watchign the ep where he did a skateboard trick and I was all "duh! all the boys my age were skater geeks back in the day." and she was all "YOU CAN'T BE THE SAME AGE AS MARIA'S DAD. HE'S A GROWN-UP!" and then flailed a lot while fan_eunice and I laughed and laughed.