I need a new brain.

[hafital]

Or at least, a good rinse and wash of my current one. Have read Teddybear's Picnic. It's Winnie the Pooh fic. It's Winnie the Pooh slash. And I read it all the way through. Why? I dunno. It was one of those "no they didn't" moments. Not sure why I thought no one would. This is fandom after all. *g*

Hm, feeling vaguely nauseous now.

*wanders off to read something cleansing, like some good old fashioned Duncan torture. yeah!*

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[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Pooh/Piglet = Jim/Blair.

"Well," said Christopher Robin at last, "if your own house is blown down, you must go somewhere else, mustn't you, Piglet? What would you do if your house was blown down?"

Before Piglet could think, Pooh answered for him.

"He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you, Piglet?"

Piglet squeezed his paw.

"Thank you, Pooh," he said, "I should love to.

Tigger/Eeyore = Harry/Snape.

"Hallo, Eeyore!" said Pooh. "This is Tigger."

"What is?" said Eeyore.

[...]

Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way, and then turned and walked all round him the other way.

"What did you say it was?" he asked.

"Tigger."

"Ah!" said Eeyore.

"He's just come," explained Piglet.

"Ah!" said Eeyore again.

He thought for a long time and then said, "When is he going?"

(Signed, the mother of a preschooler who has read these stories entirely too often.)

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there...

*sigh*

Someday, this lesson will sink in. Today is not that day.

*scrubs brain out with Brillo pad*

You know, there's a book called Postmodern Pooh, by the same guy who did The Pooh Perplex about 30 years ago; they're both books of Winnie-the-Pooh lit-crit parody. The Pooh Perplex contains a disturbing but hilarious article on Pooh/Piglet.