I need a new brain.
Aug. 11th, 2003 02:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hafitalOr at least, a good rinse and wash of my current one. Have read Teddybear's Picnic. It's Winnie the Pooh fic. It's Winnie the Pooh slash. And I read it all the way through. Why? I dunno. It was one of those "no they didn't" moments. Not sure why I thought no one would. This is fandom after all. *g*
Hm, feeling vaguely nauseous now.
*wanders off to read something cleansing, like some good old fashioned Duncan torture. yeah!*
Hm, feeling vaguely nauseous now.
*wanders off to read something cleansing, like some good old fashioned Duncan torture. yeah!*
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Date: 2003-08-11 11:22 am (UTC)"Well," said Christopher Robin at last, "if your own house is blown down, you must go somewhere else, mustn't you, Piglet? What would you do if your house was blown down?"
Before Piglet could think, Pooh answered for him.
"He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you, Piglet?"
Piglet squeezed his paw.
"Thank you, Pooh," he said, "I should love to.
Tigger/Eeyore = Harry/Snape.
"Hallo, Eeyore!" said Pooh. "This is Tigger."
"What is?" said Eeyore.
[...]
Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way, and then turned and walked all round him the other way.
"What did you say it was?" he asked.
"Tigger."
"Ah!" said Eeyore.
"He's just come," explained Piglet.
"Ah!" said Eeyore again.
He thought for a long time and then said, "When is he going?"
(Signed, the mother of a preschooler who has read these stories entirely too often.)
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Date: 2003-08-11 11:37 am (UTC)Wow, the parallels there are really kinda freaky.
mmm, sullied toys.
Date: 2003-08-11 12:02 pm (UTC)On the other hand, it means I've finally fallen in with a group of people among whom I am not the weirdest one.
Kira: This falls into the category of 'beloved childhood objects which one is not allowed to suggest might be having sex, much less with each other.'
resonant: Psst. Kira. The Velveteen Rabbit and Winnie-the-Pooh were doin' it.
Livia: The Velveteen Rabbit doesn't even have limbs!
resonant: The Velveteen Rabbit only has one less arm than Alex.
Kira: you leave ratboy out of this.
Kira: he will sully the toys.
julad: Mmm, sullied toys.
Kira: I hate you all.
Kira: you are evil evil people.
julad: Vanilla Corner. there's a title begging for a story.
Livia: "And Winnie the Pooh moved to Vanilla Corner, where he wrote gay erotica under the name of Saunders."
Re: mmm, sullied toys.
Date: 2003-08-11 12:31 pm (UTC)Next it'll be Peter Cotton Tail/Winnie the Pooh slash, I just know it.
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Date: 2003-08-11 11:48 am (UTC)*accidentally inhales Cheeto*
*dies*
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Date: 2003-08-11 12:21 pm (UTC)yay, vividcon!
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Date: 2003-08-11 12:36 pm (UTC)I'm halfway convinced that this is how I'll snuff it one of these days. And yet, I still eat the Cheeto. Perhaps I am foolhardy and courting death; perhaps I am addicted to the beyond dangerously cheesy taste.
yay, vividon, as well!
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Date: 2003-08-11 12:15 pm (UTC)Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there, it doesn't mean I have to click it.
Just because the link is there...
*sigh*
Someday, this lesson will sink in. Today is not that day.
*scrubs brain out with Brillo pad*
You know, there's a book called Postmodern Pooh, by the same guy who did The Pooh Perplex about 30 years ago; they're both books of Winnie-the-Pooh lit-crit parody. The Pooh Perplex contains a disturbing but hilarious article on Pooh/Piglet.
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Date: 2003-08-11 01:20 pm (UTC)Ooooh! I need to steal this line and add it to my list of wonderful advice I never take. :-) Number one right now is: "The word 'no' does not necessarily need to be followed by 'problem'".
lys - very grateful to be at work where she ~can't~ click on the link.