Yuletide time wasters.
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hafitalCharacter meme snatched from my f-list.
BEFORE CLICKING THE CUT, pick 12 characters and assign them numbers 1 through 12. Write it down. Then answer the questions.
1. Duncan MacLeod
2. Methos
3. Tom Paris
4. Chakotay
5. Matthew McCormick
6. Fitzwilliam Darcy
7. James Bond
8. Sam Anders
9. Felix Gaeta
10. Starbuck
11. Roger Lococco
12. Tim Riggins
(interesting that Starbuck gets to be the random girl in the mix. hm.)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Bwah. Er, Darcy would, clearly. He could probably teach anything. Anything at all. Roger Lococco would teach AssassinTraining 101 or maybe Explosives and How Not To Kill Yourself While Faking Your Own Death.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I think Chakotay is about one of the hotest not real people I've ever not met. Of course, I'd probably say that about every one of these twelve characters, but still. Chakotay is totally hot.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tim Riggins sends Sam Anders on a mission.... Excuse me while my head 'splodes. I'm gonna say the mission would be to play the psuedo triangle/basketball/ball game from BSG.
What is or would be 9's favorite book?
AWWWW. GAETA. Erm, I can see Lt. Gaeta reading non-fiction science and political social studies journals and books.
Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Methos swearing fealty to Darcy or the other way around.... OMG THIS IS THE MOST CRACKTASTIC MEME EVER. Erm, I honestly can't see either choice, but it's an entertaining image, regardless. Darcy being a landowner and all, I suppose it would be Methos swearing to him? Maybe? LOL.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Matthew McCormick rooming with either Gaeta or Starbuck? I.. don't know. I'm thinking Gaeta, because Starbuck is really just too screwed up to come near Matthew, imo.
7, 2 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
James Bond, Methos, and Tim Riggins?? *choke*. A bar. I'm envisioning a lot of long, silent, brooding (Bond with that assessing gaze of his and Tim with his OMG LOVE ME puppy dog eyes) with Methos occasionally rambling on about socks and needing to fetch some milk before going home.
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Tom Paris challenges Starbuck to a duel. Dude, that would totally happen. Pilots! Poor Tom would probably get clobbered, though, even if in a very wrong universe they'd probably get along and even make a good pairing.
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Duncan stole Ander's precious possession. I'm not sure if Anders has a precious possession, but you know what? I don't care. I'm perfectly happy envisioning Duncan and Anders together, fighting. Or not.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
This meme keeps trying to get James Bond and Tim Riggins together. It's hurting my brain. The Secret Agent and the Football Player.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Duncan and Chakotay! Ahahahhahahhahaha. That was already done. And done quite well.
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Dude, if James Bond visited me, I'd very likely not survive the weekend. But I'm sure I would look fabulous, so it's okay.
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Awwww, Tommy. *loves* I would like Tom to fly me somewhere of his choosing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I can think of one or two....
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
If Methos had to choose sides between Chakotay or Matthew McCormick? Don't care, but I think I like the image, anyway.
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Frak.
If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
It's Not Easy Being Green.
1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Duncan, Darcy, and Tim Riggins. *DIES* Erm, they'd give the food to Tim, obviously.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Methos and Starbuck. Good lord. Okay, now I'm *really* dead. Methos would probably just offer to buy her a beer. I think... they would make a surprisingly interesting couple.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Matthew McCormick will not get arrested.
What is 6's secret?
Oh goodness, I don't think Darcy has only one secret.
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Between Lt. Gaeta and Roger Lococco, Roger would win.
3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Tom Paris and James Bond. Dude, neither. heeee.
"1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Duncan and Lt. Gaeta reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Chakotay's sinister secret organization. Roger Lococco volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Roger is actually a spy for Chakotay. (heeeee) Meanwhile, Chakotay has kidnapped Tim Riggins in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Matthew McCormick, they seek out Tom Paris, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.”
Title: Akoona's Revenge.
Who would read: I probably would, although I'd might not make it through Chakotay being evil.
Who should write it: I wouldn't inflict that on anyone.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
James Bond or Anders? Awww, can't I have both? It's a *very* bad neighborhood.
BEFORE CLICKING THE CUT, pick 12 characters and assign them numbers 1 through 12. Write it down. Then answer the questions.
1. Duncan MacLeod
2. Methos
3. Tom Paris
4. Chakotay
5. Matthew McCormick
6. Fitzwilliam Darcy
7. James Bond
8. Sam Anders
9. Felix Gaeta
10. Starbuck
11. Roger Lococco
12. Tim Riggins
(interesting that Starbuck gets to be the random girl in the mix. hm.)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Bwah. Er, Darcy would, clearly. He could probably teach anything. Anything at all. Roger Lococco would teach AssassinTraining 101 or maybe Explosives and How Not To Kill Yourself While Faking Your Own Death.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I think Chakotay is about one of the hotest not real people I've ever not met. Of course, I'd probably say that about every one of these twelve characters, but still. Chakotay is totally hot.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tim Riggins sends Sam Anders on a mission.... Excuse me while my head 'splodes. I'm gonna say the mission would be to play the psuedo triangle/basketball/ball game from BSG.
What is or would be 9's favorite book?
AWWWW. GAETA. Erm, I can see Lt. Gaeta reading non-fiction science and political social studies journals and books.
Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Methos swearing fealty to Darcy or the other way around.... OMG THIS IS THE MOST CRACKTASTIC MEME EVER. Erm, I honestly can't see either choice, but it's an entertaining image, regardless. Darcy being a landowner and all, I suppose it would be Methos swearing to him? Maybe? LOL.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Matthew McCormick rooming with either Gaeta or Starbuck? I.. don't know. I'm thinking Gaeta, because Starbuck is really just too screwed up to come near Matthew, imo.
7, 2 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
James Bond, Methos, and Tim Riggins?? *choke*. A bar. I'm envisioning a lot of long, silent, brooding (Bond with that assessing gaze of his and Tim with his OMG LOVE ME puppy dog eyes) with Methos occasionally rambling on about socks and needing to fetch some milk before going home.
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Tom Paris challenges Starbuck to a duel. Dude, that would totally happen. Pilots! Poor Tom would probably get clobbered, though, even if in a very wrong universe they'd probably get along and even make a good pairing.
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Duncan stole Ander's precious possession. I'm not sure if Anders has a precious possession, but you know what? I don't care. I'm perfectly happy envisioning Duncan and Anders together, fighting. Or not.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
This meme keeps trying to get James Bond and Tim Riggins together. It's hurting my brain. The Secret Agent and the Football Player.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Duncan and Chakotay! Ahahahhahahhahaha. That was already done. And done quite well.
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Dude, if James Bond visited me, I'd very likely not survive the weekend. But I'm sure I would look fabulous, so it's okay.
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Awwww, Tommy. *loves* I would like Tom to fly me somewhere of his choosing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I can think of one or two....
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
If Methos had to choose sides between Chakotay or Matthew McCormick? Don't care, but I think I like the image, anyway.
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Frak.
If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
It's Not Easy Being Green.
1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Duncan, Darcy, and Tim Riggins. *DIES* Erm, they'd give the food to Tim, obviously.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Methos and Starbuck. Good lord. Okay, now I'm *really* dead. Methos would probably just offer to buy her a beer. I think... they would make a surprisingly interesting couple.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Matthew McCormick will not get arrested.
What is 6's secret?
Oh goodness, I don't think Darcy has only one secret.
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Between Lt. Gaeta and Roger Lococco, Roger would win.
3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Tom Paris and James Bond. Dude, neither. heeee.
"1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Duncan and Lt. Gaeta reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Chakotay's sinister secret organization. Roger Lococco volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Roger is actually a spy for Chakotay. (heeeee) Meanwhile, Chakotay has kidnapped Tim Riggins in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Matthew McCormick, they seek out Tom Paris, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.”
Title: Akoona's Revenge.
Who would read: I probably would, although I'd might not make it through Chakotay being evil.
Who should write it: I wouldn't inflict that on anyone.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
James Bond or Anders? Awww, can't I have both? It's a *very* bad neighborhood.
