Keeping up with the Cardassians

New job is SCARY. And the less I complain about that the better. *stressssss*

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So, am I the only one that does a double take each time someone (usually the television) talks about the reality tv show Keeping up with the Kardashians and think they're saying Keeping up with the Cardassians?

And then I think about a reality TV show with Dukat and Garak and Damar all living together in the same house and Garak has his clothing shop and Dukat has all the dating adventures, and Damar is the long suffering sister who just wants to be normal. HILARITY AND WACKY ADVENTURES ENSUE. They must all have time out in the confessionals, and at the very least Garak would have a blog.

Clearly, I need another vacation.

Keeping up with the Cardassians

New job is SCARY. And the less I complain about that the better. *stressssss*

~~~~

So, am I the only one that does a double take each time someone (usually the television) talks about the reality tv show Keeping up with the Kardashians and think they're saying Keeping up with the Cardassians?

And then I think about a reality TV show with Dukat and Garak and Damar all living together in the same house and Garak has his clothing shop and Dukat has all the dating adventures, and Damar is the long suffering sister who just wants to be normal. HILARITY AND WACKY ADVENTURES ENSUE. They must all have time out in the confessionals, and at the very least Garak would have a blog.

Clearly, I need another vacation.

Hold the phone, I present the real "Keeping Up with the Cardassians."

Thanks to mysteriously wonderful gray_bard, I present to you all the Keeping Up With The Cardassians Episode Guide


Brilliant highlights:

Episode Two

A sex tape featuring Legate Damar's daughter Kata and two Ferengi club owners circulates around the Federation of Planets. Dukat posts a rant on his blog dissing Snoop Dogg and starts a West Coast–Delta Quadrant rap war.

Episode Three

Legate Damar's daughters want Lil Wayne to sing at their sweet-16 party. After much convincing, Lil Wayne agrees to do it in exchange for a Galor-class starship with custom Romulan rims. Garak's daughter Seska drops a record and sets out on a tour to promote her new single, "Touch My Nebula."

Episode Five

The Damar girls go shopping on Rodeo Drive and their intergalactic MasterCard is denied. They call their father, who tells them money doesn't grow in replicators. Seska meets the Jonas Brothers on tour; rumors of Joe Jonas caressing her neck ridges at a Grammy party surface on Perez Hilton.

omg you guys, is Seska really Garak's daughter?? And how sad and completely geeky is it that that's part that I was all omg whut? lol.

Brilliant. Trust McSweeney's to be just ridiculously awesome.

Hold the phone, I present the real "Keeping Up with the Cardassians."

Thanks to mysteriously wonderful gray_bard, I present to you all the Keeping Up With The Cardassians Episode Guide


Brilliant highlights:

Episode Two

A sex tape featuring Legate Damar's daughter Kata and two Ferengi club owners circulates around the Federation of Planets. Dukat posts a rant on his blog dissing Snoop Dogg and starts a West Coast–Delta Quadrant rap war.

Episode Three

Legate Damar's daughters want Lil Wayne to sing at their sweet-16 party. After much convincing, Lil Wayne agrees to do it in exchange for a Galor-class starship with custom Romulan rims. Garak's daughter Seska drops a record and sets out on a tour to promote her new single, "Touch My Nebula."

Episode Five

The Damar girls go shopping on Rodeo Drive and their intergalactic MasterCard is denied. They call their father, who tells them money doesn't grow in replicators. Seska meets the Jonas Brothers on tour; rumors of Joe Jonas caressing her neck ridges at a Grammy party surface on Perez Hilton.

omg you guys, is Seska really Garak's daughter?? And how sad and completely geeky is it that that's part that I was all omg whut? lol.

Brilliant. Trust McSweeney's to be just ridiculously awesome.