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May. 14th, 2014 11:27 amI love lists.
Anyone who feels like it should post their ten most CRUCIAL CRUCIAL CRUCIAL-ASS movies, like the movies that explain everything about yourselves in your current incarnations (not necessarily your ten favorite movies but the ten movies that you, as a person existing currently, feel would help people get to know you) (they can change later on obviously).
In no particular order:
1. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,
"Talking monkey?"
"Yeah, yeah, talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says 'ficus'."
2. Defending Your Life
"There was one person you were really cheap with, over and over again. I wish you were more generous with him."
"Who?"
"You."
3. The Family Stone
"Hey. Hey you." *throws fork* "I love you. And you're more normal than any other... asshole sitting at this table. OK? OK. I need a fork."
4. The Jacket
"I was 27 years old the first time I died."
"How much time do we have?"
5. Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall (what? they work like 1 film!)
James Bond, tied to a chair: "I've got a little itch... down there... would you mind?"
"No, no, no, no! To the right, to the right, to the right!"
James Bond, tied to a chair: "What makes you think this is my first time?"
6. The Fast and the Furious All 6 movies (what? It's a franchise!)
"You don't turn your back on family, even when they do." (sob. gah. crying now.)
7. Tropic Thunder
"I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"
8. Ocean's 11
"Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit across country to pick me up?"
"Blew it all on the suit."
9. Gosford Park
"Do you think he's the murderer?"
"It's worse than that -- he's an actor."
"I've been wanting to do that ever since I first laid eyes on you."
10. Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows
"It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?"
"They're dangerous at both ends and... crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?"
Honorary mention to all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. <3 <3
~~~
In other news, it's my birthday. I am celebrating by a) not being at work, b) being lazy, c) going to the barn for my lesson later, and d) going out for drinks afterwards. There will be more "wild" partying this friday, by some definition of "wild."
wahoo!
Anyone who feels like it should post their ten most CRUCIAL CRUCIAL CRUCIAL-ASS movies, like the movies that explain everything about yourselves in your current incarnations (not necessarily your ten favorite movies but the ten movies that you, as a person existing currently, feel would help people get to know you) (they can change later on obviously).
In no particular order:
1. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,
"Talking monkey?"
"Yeah, yeah, talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says 'ficus'."
2. Defending Your Life
"There was one person you were really cheap with, over and over again. I wish you were more generous with him."
"Who?"
"You."
3. The Family Stone
"Hey. Hey you." *throws fork* "I love you. And you're more normal than any other... asshole sitting at this table. OK? OK. I need a fork."
4. The Jacket
"I was 27 years old the first time I died."
"How much time do we have?"
5. Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall (what? they work like 1 film!)
James Bond, tied to a chair: "I've got a little itch... down there... would you mind?"
"No, no, no, no! To the right, to the right, to the right!"
James Bond, tied to a chair: "What makes you think this is my first time?"
6. The Fast and the Furious All 6 movies (what? It's a franchise!)
"You don't turn your back on family, even when they do." (sob. gah. crying now.)
7. Tropic Thunder
"I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"
8. Ocean's 11
"Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit across country to pick me up?"
"Blew it all on the suit."
9. Gosford Park
"Do you think he's the murderer?"
"It's worse than that -- he's an actor."
"I've been wanting to do that ever since I first laid eyes on you."
10. Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows
"It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?"
"They're dangerous at both ends and... crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?"
Honorary mention to all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. <3 <3
~~~
In other news, it's my birthday. I am celebrating by a) not being at work, b) being lazy, c) going to the barn for my lesson later, and d) going out for drinks afterwards. There will be more "wild" partying this friday, by some definition of "wild."
wahoo!
