get me off this crazy thing

Authors have been revealed! I wrote TWO stories this year. Don't ask me how when I didn't even start writing till about a week before deadline. It just happened. I blame the kittens and the pornographic vegetables. Honestly, it wasn't planned. I was only gonna write the one story. But I got about 3000 words into one, panicked, switched to a different story and finished that one just before deadline, then went back and finished the first one just before posting ended. So there. You all get two goofy stories from me, now with fewer typos. Though the second one had me cry-writing in my office at work, just fyi.

ETA: Thank you to Melina for betaing both stories!

Story 1:

Is That A Cucumber In Your Pocket? (5960 words) by hafital
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Duncan MacLeod/Methos (Highlander)
Characters: Duncan MacLeod, Methos (Highlander), Joe Dawson
Additional Tags: First Time, Light Angst, episode related vignettes, Sorry Not Sorry, no vegetables were harmed in the writing of this story
Summary:

Duncan finds a mysterious box waiting for him one day. Is it a bomb? Is it a present? Who is it from?

Story 2:

Earth Laughs In Flowers (13689 words) by hafital
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Duncan MacLeod/Methos (Highlander), Joe Dawson & Duncan MacLeod
Characters: Duncan MacLeod, Methos (Highlander), Joe Dawson
Additional Tags: Time Travel, How many Methoses is too many Methoses, Duncan needs a hug, very serious kitten emergency, First Time, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary:

It's been twenty years. Duncan finally returns to Seacouver. What will he find there?

“Leave it to you to have some kind of doppelganger crisis less than a week after returning to Seacouver,” said Methos, with a shake of his head.