get me off this crazy thing

How did I never see this SNL spoof of The Hobbit x The Office (UK) before?? It is perfect. I can't decide if it's a better spoof of The Office or of The Hobbit films. It has Tauriel!

Bilbo: "What have I been up to? I saved Middle Earth. Became a bit of a hero."
Bilbo: "The brave hobbit Bilbo Baggins now works at a paper company."

Gandalf: "Lord of the Reams."

Bilbo: "Have you seen your ring?"
Gollum:"WHERE IS IT" (finds ring in a bowl of jello) "Oh haha hilarious."

Gandolf: "Dildo Baggins."

Bilbo: "Well, you don't chose the people you work with.... Or go on a quest with."

Tauriel: "Everybody! They've breached the walls!" *shoots arrow* *horn blows*
Bilbo: "Apparently, there are now giant spiders in the parking lot. Great day."

Gandalf: "Thall shall not pass... gas...Cheeky." *drops staff* *accidentally kills dwarf*




And now I kind of want to rewatch The Office.

I kind of wish there was away to rewatch the Hobbit and LotR films without rewatching them because omg they are all sooooo looooooong. oy.