Yo, bitch, why you hating?

[hafital]

Yesterday I was in chat with astolat and terrio. They were talking about Entourage and how shalott has already moved on to greener pastures, ruthlessly dumping Entourage (not to mention Rome, Wiseguy, and my own pretty Dracula! SPN fandom get her while you can!) for Supernatural. So fickle! To quote Terri (roughly. I forget to log chats), "wam-bam, three stories, and she's out of there!"

This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.

It got me thinking, though. If shalott is a slut (her words!), likes to love 'em and leave 'em broken hearted, I'm more of the kind that ends up hopelessly entangled with 10 or 15 lovers, all demanding my attention. Cause really, I'm all flirt and very little hanky panky.


fandom: "Hey, you wanta hang out with us? We got SPN and Torchwood all primed and ready. They're juuiiccy..."

me: "Nah, man, I got my bitch Highlander at home waiting." sees HL coming 'round the corner. "Oh, damn, quick, hide me!"

enter said bitch, hands on hips, glaring.

irate tv show: "Don't try to hide from me. I saw you talking up that whore 24."

me: "baby, I don't know what you talking about. We're just friends!"

irate tv show: "I saw you. What? You think I don't have eyes? You were with that bitch Friday Night Sluts, too."

me: "baby, baby, we were talking, that's it. You know you got my heart."

irate tv show: *SLAP*, storms off.

fandom: DAAAANG!!! Ooooh, you got SLAPPED! Pussy.

me: rubbing cheek, yelling, chasing after irate tv show "Awww, baby, you know I love youuuuuu."

~~~

Hi. Hello. Welcome to my brain!

Comments

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahahaha!

You quite literally made me choke. Of course that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm exactly the same way when it comes to fandoms.

*hide me quick here comes SG-1*

[tod-hollykim.livejournal.com]

LOL! Not just your brain.

My latest bitch is Dethklok, aka Metalocalypse (the above icon is fan art of the lead singer Nathan Explosion.)

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh a lot. :-)

[axiom_of_stripe]

This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.

best metaphor ever!

[melina123.livejournal.com]

Funny! Locker room -- does it have a sauna? :)

(I always get sad, though, when a friend bails on a fandom I'm still hot and heavy on for newer pastures.)

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

I'm so a serial monogamist... And I have these little flings on the side amounting to making out on a dancefloor or maybe even some heavey petting, but I tend to only really be devoted to one fandom at a time until I am seduced completely away by the next new shiny.

That said, I have the attention span of a fruit fly on meth.

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

p.s. and I *still* go back to old flames now adn then, for hanky-panky. One day I will finish that Ivor Novello & RObert Parks missing scene fic. I will. I swear.

I just need to get Tony Hill and Carol Jordan out of my head, first. And Norrington. That whiny bitch.

[miz-placed.livejournal.com]

i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying! that was great!

[teresa-c.livejournal.com]

You're so funny! Oh, I said that before, didn't I. ;-)

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

I saw you talking up that whore 24.
funniest. sentence. evar!!!! XD

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Just saw this linked on Unovis's newsletter, and it reminded me I got pulled away from this by work before I had the chance to tell you that it made me howl like a lunatic. There are no words for how cute you are.

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Hah! Funny as all get out!

As someone else said, I'm a serial monogamist -- or would that be serial polyamourist? (is that possible?) (ponders) -- with little dalliences on the side, and maybe an occasional mistress.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Oh, so, so familiar.