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At this rate, I'm going to be calling him Bill and hanging with him in his tent. :D :D Okay, maybe not so much. This time we unknowingly spoke to his wife, who is lovely and very nice, and only figured out she was his wife after he finished his ride. haha,
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I witnessed the single most terrifying fall from a horse today. The school is trying out a new horse called Eli and I was hanging out watching how he was doing (so so) when all of a sudden apparently he shook his head hard enough that his bridle came off (none of us saw this happen) and it spooked him of course and the girl on his back had no way of controlling him. She tried! Valiantly, and we all sort of watched in horror as he galloped down the arena. He went all the way to the gate at the end, and she finally fell off (miraculously, she was fine, and every one else on horseback in the arena was fine, too. All other ponies kept their cool) and then an instructor finally caught him.
We were all pretty shook up after that! Instructors and students alike. Although the girl that was riding him was by far the most calm about it. She refused to be checked out, which we all thought would have been a good idea, but what can you do. From were I was watching, it looked like a really bad fall, but she was only a little scraped. We're all still a bit mystified by how he managed to get his bridle off. I suppose of it was ill fitted, but that's hard to believe, or just too loose on him.
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On day I'll talk about fannish things in this journal again. I did see the last two episodes of 24, and the last couple of Doctor Who, too. And I'm finally all caught up on Leverage. Maybe I'll talk about those tomorrow.
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I witnessed the single most terrifying fall from a horse today. The school is trying out a new horse called Eli and I was hanging out watching how he was doing (so so) when all of a sudden apparently he shook his head hard enough that his bridle came off (none of us saw this happen) and it spooked him of course and the girl on his back had no way of controlling him. She tried! Valiantly, and we all sort of watched in horror as he galloped down the arena. He went all the way to the gate at the end, and she finally fell off (miraculously, she was fine, and every one else on horseback in the arena was fine, too. All other ponies kept their cool) and then an instructor finally caught him.
We were all pretty shook up after that! Instructors and students alike. Although the girl that was riding him was by far the most calm about it. She refused to be checked out, which we all thought would have been a good idea, but what can you do. From were I was watching, it looked like a really bad fall, but she was only a little scraped. We're all still a bit mystified by how he managed to get his bridle off. I suppose of it was ill fitted, but that's hard to believe, or just too loose on him.
~~~
On day I'll talk about fannish things in this journal again. I did see the last two episodes of 24, and the last couple of Doctor Who, too. And I'm finally all caught up on Leverage. Maybe I'll talk about those tomorrow.
At this rate, I'm going to be calling him Bill and hanging with him in his tent. :D :D Okay, maybe not so much. This time we unknowingly spoke to his wife, who is lovely and very nice, and only figured out she was his wife after he finished his ride. haha,
~~~
I witnessed the single most terrifying fall from a horse today. The school is trying out a new horse called Eli and I was hanging out watching how he was doing (so so) when all of a sudden apparently he shook his head hard enough that his bridle came off (none of us saw this happen) and it spooked him of course and the girl on his back had no way of controlling him. She tried! Valiantly, and we all sort of watched in horror as he galloped down the arena. He went all the way to the gate at the end, and she finally fell off (miraculously, she was fine, and every one else on horseback in the arena was fine, too. All other ponies kept their cool) and then an instructor finally caught him.
We were all pretty shook up after that! Instructors and students alike. Although the girl that was riding him was by far the most calm about it. She refused to be checked out, which we all thought would have been a good idea, but what can you do. From were I was watching, it looked like a really bad fall, but she was only a little scraped. We're all still a bit mystified by how he managed to get his bridle off. I suppose of it was ill fitted, but that's hard to believe, or just too loose on him.
~~~
On day I'll talk about fannish things in this journal again. I did see the last two episodes of 24, and the last couple of Doctor Who, too. And I'm finally all caught up on Leverage. Maybe I'll talk about those tomorrow.
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I witnessed the single most terrifying fall from a horse today. The school is trying out a new horse called Eli and I was hanging out watching how he was doing (so so) when all of a sudden apparently he shook his head hard enough that his bridle came off (none of us saw this happen) and it spooked him of course and the girl on his back had no way of controlling him. She tried! Valiantly, and we all sort of watched in horror as he galloped down the arena. He went all the way to the gate at the end, and she finally fell off (miraculously, she was fine, and every one else on horseback in the arena was fine, too. All other ponies kept their cool) and then an instructor finally caught him.
We were all pretty shook up after that! Instructors and students alike. Although the girl that was riding him was by far the most calm about it. She refused to be checked out, which we all thought would have been a good idea, but what can you do. From were I was watching, it looked like a really bad fall, but she was only a little scraped. We're all still a bit mystified by how he managed to get his bridle off. I suppose of it was ill fitted, but that's hard to believe, or just too loose on him.
~~~
On day I'll talk about fannish things in this journal again. I did see the last two episodes of 24, and the last couple of Doctor Who, too. And I'm finally all caught up on Leverage. Maybe I'll talk about those tomorrow.
Unexpected William Shatner is Unexpected
May. 1st, 2010 05:41 pmWilliam Shatner has a charity event he puts up every year at the equestrian center where I ride. I've heard about this, but have never been around at the same time as the event until today. Anyway, my western class went over there to watch some of the reining, which was cool. By complete accident, we managed to be there at the same time that WS was showing one of his horses, so I got to see him do a reining pattern. I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty awesome. And completely unexpected. I mean, a) I had no idea the event was even going on until I got to the barn this afternoon, and b) did not expect to be anywhere near WS. Afterward, I went to check out all of the tack and clothing that was on sale and got to see him even more, sitting in his tent, all relaxed and stuff. He rode really well, a lovely palomino. He's pretty solid in the saddle, hardly moves. lol.
And it's a testament to how ho-hum I've gotten about celebrities -- even those from fandoms I've written in -- that I didn't even register that he was Captain Kirk until halfway through his pattern. And then it kicked in and I was like OMG I'M WATCHING CAPTAIN KIRK RIDE A HORSE. WHERE'S SPOCK??? haha.
And it's a testament to how ho-hum I've gotten about celebrities -- even those from fandoms I've written in -- that I didn't even register that he was Captain Kirk until halfway through his pattern. And then it kicked in and I was like OMG I'M WATCHING CAPTAIN KIRK RIDE A HORSE. WHERE'S SPOCK??? haha.
Unexpected William Shatner is Unexpected
May. 1st, 2010 05:41 pmWilliam Shatner has a charity event he puts up every year at the equestrian center where I ride. I've heard about this, but have never been around at the same time as the event until today. Anyway, my western class went over there to watch some of the reining, which was cool. By complete accident, we managed to be there at the same time that WS was showing one of his horses, so I got to see him do a reining pattern. I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty awesome. And completely unexpected. I mean, a) I had no idea the event was even going on until I got to the barn this afternoon, and b) did not expect to be anywhere near WS. Afterward, I went to check out all of the tack and clothing that was on sale and got to see him even more, sitting in his tent, all relaxed and stuff. He rode really well, a lovely palomino. He's pretty solid in the saddle, hardly moves. lol.
And it's a testament to how ho-hum I've gotten about celebrities -- even those from fandoms I've written in -- that I didn't even register that he was Captain Kirk until halfway through his pattern. And then it kicked in and I was like OMG I'M WATCHING CAPTAIN KIRK RIDE A HORSE. WHERE'S SPOCK??? haha.
And it's a testament to how ho-hum I've gotten about celebrities -- even those from fandoms I've written in -- that I didn't even register that he was Captain Kirk until halfway through his pattern. And then it kicked in and I was like OMG I'M WATCHING CAPTAIN KIRK RIDE A HORSE. WHERE'S SPOCK??? haha.
When life and fandom collide
Jan. 29th, 2010 04:26 pmOver New Years, when ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
astolat was in town, for reasons that don't really need to be discussed here (read: I got lost) she and I were taking the scenic route through Venice. I turned on to a street I know well and thought she would like to see because it's kind of hip happening. Anyway, there we were driving, when I nearly had a heart attack because up on the left hand side was none other than Detective Ken Hutchinson's Venice Place apartment building looking pretty much exactly like it did 30 years ago.
It's a pilates studio now (or the upstairs part is; downstairs is still a restuarant. One that I've eaten at, incidently). And I'm totally going; I have a class tomorrow at 10:30. In Hutch's apartment. Because I can. haha. *dies*
astolat was in town, for reasons that don't really need to be discussed here (read: I got lost) she and I were taking the scenic route through Venice. I turned on to a street I know well and thought she would like to see because it's kind of hip happening. Anyway, there we were driving, when I nearly had a heart attack because up on the left hand side was none other than Detective Ken Hutchinson's Venice Place apartment building looking pretty much exactly like it did 30 years ago. It's a pilates studio now (or the upstairs part is; downstairs is still a restuarant. One that I've eaten at, incidently). And I'm totally going; I have a class tomorrow at 10:30. In Hutch's apartment. Because I can. haha. *dies*
When life and fandom collide
Jan. 29th, 2010 04:26 pmOver New Years, when astolat was in town, for reasons that don't really need to be discussed here (read: I got lost) she and I were taking the scenic route through Venice. I turned on to a street I know well and thought she would like to see because it's kind of hip happening. Anyway, there we were driving, when I nearly had a heart attack because up on the left hand side was none other than Detective Ken Hutchinson's Venice Place apartment building looking pretty much exactly like it did 30 years ago.
It's a pilates studio now (or the upstairs part is; downstairs is still a restuarant. One that I've eaten at, incidently). And I'm totally going; I have a class tomorrow at 10:30. In Hutch's apartment. Because I can. haha. *dies*
astolat was in town, for reasons that don't really need to be discussed here (read: I got lost) she and I were taking the scenic route through Venice. I turned on to a street I know well and thought she would like to see because it's kind of hip happening. Anyway, there we were driving, when I nearly had a heart attack because up on the left hand side was none other than Detective Ken Hutchinson's Venice Place apartment building looking pretty much exactly like it did 30 years ago. It's a pilates studio now (or the upstairs part is; downstairs is still a restuarant. One that I've eaten at, incidently). And I'm totally going; I have a class tomorrow at 10:30. In Hutch's apartment. Because I can. haha. *dies*
the bizarre and the wacky
Oct. 30th, 2008 05:01 pmFirst, there was the news report on Woman who "killed" her virtual husband after he virtually divorced her in a virtual game.
And now, A man wants to legalize marriage to cartoon characters.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions," he explained. "I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"
Tim Gunn is concerned. I tell you, they're having much more fun over in Japan. Or possibly not having more fun. Wave of the future? Yoiks.
And now, A man wants to legalize marriage to cartoon characters.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions," he explained. "I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"
Tim Gunn is concerned. I tell you, they're having much more fun over in Japan. Or possibly not having more fun. Wave of the future? Yoiks.
the bizarre and the wacky
Oct. 30th, 2008 05:01 pmFirst, there was the news report on Woman who "killed" her virtual husband after he virtually divorced her in a virtual game.
And now, A man wants to legalize marriage to cartoon characters.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions," he explained. "I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"
Tim Gunn is concerned. I tell you, they're having much more fun over in Japan. Or possibly not having more fun. Wave of the future? Yoiks.
And now, A man wants to legalize marriage to cartoon characters.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions," he explained. "I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"
Tim Gunn is concerned. I tell you, they're having much more fun over in Japan. Or possibly not having more fun. Wave of the future? Yoiks.
Today on disturbing and bizarre...
Oct. 3rd, 2008 04:30 pmSolid Gold Moss Statue Revealed.
This has been in the UK news all week (what can I say, I'm starving for stimuli at work, so I troll bbc.com) and I just CANNOT get over it.
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
'Ideal beauty'
Described by the museum as an "Aphrodite of our times", it sits in the Museum's Nereid Gallery, alongside its statues of famous Greek beauties.
Okay, leaving off what some people's opinions of female beauty equate to, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Is that really a modern statue of Aphrodite?? All I can see is her crotch. I mean, okay, all right, put her in a yoga position, FINE, whatever (although why? Is yoga particularly indicitive of female beauty??), but jeezus why not bridge at least, or heck, even bow pose. One of the Warrior poses!
This has been in the UK news all week (what can I say, I'm starving for stimuli at work, so I troll bbc.com) and I just CANNOT get over it.
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
'Ideal beauty'
Described by the museum as an "Aphrodite of our times", it sits in the Museum's Nereid Gallery, alongside its statues of famous Greek beauties.
Okay, leaving off what some people's opinions of female beauty equate to, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Is that really a modern statue of Aphrodite?? All I can see is her crotch. I mean, okay, all right, put her in a yoga position, FINE, whatever (although why? Is yoga particularly indicitive of female beauty??), but jeezus why not bridge at least, or heck, even bow pose. One of the Warrior poses!
Today on disturbing and bizarre...
Oct. 3rd, 2008 04:30 pmSolid Gold Moss Statue Revealed.
This has been in the UK news all week (what can I say, I'm starving for stimuli at work, so I troll bbc.com) and I just CANNOT get over it.
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
'Ideal beauty'
Described by the museum as an "Aphrodite of our times", it sits in the Museum's Nereid Gallery, alongside its statues of famous Greek beauties.
Okay, leaving off what some people's opinions of female beauty equate to, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Is that really a modern statue of Aphrodite?? All I can see is her crotch. I mean, okay, all right, put her in a yoga position, FINE, whatever (although why? Is yoga particularly indicitive of female beauty??), but jeezus why not bridge at least, or heck, even bow pose. One of the Warrior poses!
This has been in the UK news all week (what can I say, I'm starving for stimuli at work, so I troll bbc.com) and I just CANNOT get over it.
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
'Ideal beauty'
Described by the museum as an "Aphrodite of our times", it sits in the Museum's Nereid Gallery, alongside its statues of famous Greek beauties.
Okay, leaving off what some people's opinions of female beauty equate to, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Is that really a modern statue of Aphrodite?? All I can see is her crotch. I mean, okay, all right, put her in a yoga position, FINE, whatever (although why? Is yoga particularly indicitive of female beauty??), but jeezus why not bridge at least, or heck, even bow pose. One of the Warrior poses!
three things
May. 2nd, 2008 10:50 amThing #1: There's this guy at work with the last name Ramirez, which is a common enough last name of course, but me being a Highlander fan, I can't help but impersonate the Kurgan's gravely voice each time I have to say this guy's last name. "Rrrrammmmirezzzz." Although lately, it's sounding more like how the bunny says it. Bwah!
Thing #2: Sleeveface. Wacky! Some of these are really pretty cool. And I will never cease wondering at the human capacity for coming up with bizarre and cool ways of wasting time. *g* My one disapointment was that I didn't see anyone do a sleeveface for Hole's Live Through This album. Link courtesy of zefrank.com.
Thing #3: Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! *ahem* Their new album is out -- songs mostly from their first season TV show. No live songs on this one, and some of the arrangements and lyrics are different. Well worth it, even if you bought the previous album (which has a few of the same songs on it, but still worth buying both since the first one is mostly live). New Zealand's 4th most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo aka Flight of the Conchords are currently in LA, actually, performing two shows at the end of the month, which I do not have tickets for, sadly, because I was slow to realize what was what with all the mayhem going on in my life, but I'm just happy knowing they're around and enjoying success. And, to make me *really* smile, here are scans of a recent photo spread where they dress up like other famous rock & roll duos. Captain and Tennille!! (Bret is Tennille. bwah!) Yoko Ono and John Lennon. hee. Wham! All of the shots are hysterical but my FAVORITE THING OF ALL THINGS EVER is this photo spread of Jemaine & Bret as David Bowie and Mick Jagger. Prancing in the Street. *dies* omg I love them so much. Quite possible, Jemaine pwns me. I'm just saying.
Thing #2: Sleeveface. Wacky! Some of these are really pretty cool. And I will never cease wondering at the human capacity for coming up with bizarre and cool ways of wasting time. *g* My one disapointment was that I didn't see anyone do a sleeveface for Hole's Live Through This album. Link courtesy of zefrank.com.
Thing #3: Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! *ahem* Their new album is out -- songs mostly from their first season TV show. No live songs on this one, and some of the arrangements and lyrics are different. Well worth it, even if you bought the previous album (which has a few of the same songs on it, but still worth buying both since the first one is mostly live). New Zealand's 4th most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo aka Flight of the Conchords are currently in LA, actually, performing two shows at the end of the month, which I do not have tickets for, sadly, because I was slow to realize what was what with all the mayhem going on in my life, but I'm just happy knowing they're around and enjoying success. And, to make me *really* smile, here are scans of a recent photo spread where they dress up like other famous rock & roll duos. Captain and Tennille!! (Bret is Tennille. bwah!) Yoko Ono and John Lennon. hee. Wham! All of the shots are hysterical but my FAVORITE THING OF ALL THINGS EVER is this photo spread of Jemaine & Bret as David Bowie and Mick Jagger. Prancing in the Street. *dies* omg I love them so much. Quite possible, Jemaine pwns me. I'm just saying.
three things
May. 2nd, 2008 10:50 amThing #1: There's this guy at work with the last name Ramirez, which is a common enough last name of course, but me being a Highlander fan, I can't help but impersonate the Kurgan's gravely voice each time I have to say this guy's last name. "Rrrrammmmirezzzz." Although lately, it's sounding more like how the bunny says it. Bwah!
Thing #2: Sleeveface. Wacky! Some of these are really pretty cool. And I will never cease wondering at the human capacity for coming up with bizarre and cool ways of wasting time. *g* My one disapointment was that I didn't see anyone do a sleeveface for Hole's Live Through This album. Link courtesy of zefrank.com.
Thing #3: Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! *ahem* Their new album is out -- songs mostly from their first season TV show. No live songs on this one, and some of the arrangements and lyrics are different. Well worth it, even if you bought the previous album (which has a few of the same songs on it, but still worth buying both since the first one is mostly live). New Zealand's 4th most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo aka Flight of the Conchords are currently in LA, actually, performing two shows at the end of the month, which I do not have tickets for, sadly, because I was slow to realize what was what with all the mayhem going on in my life, but I'm just happy knowing they're around and enjoying success. And, to make me *really* smile, here are scans of a recent photo spread where they dress up like other famous rock & roll duos. Captain and Tennille!! (Bret is Tennille. bwah!) Yoko Ono and John Lennon. hee. Wham! All of the shots are hysterical but my FAVORITE THING OF ALL THINGS EVER is this photo spread of Jemaine & Bret as David Bowie and Mick Jagger. Prancing in the Street. *dies* omg I love them so much. Quite possible, Jemaine pwns me. I'm just saying.
Thing #2: Sleeveface. Wacky! Some of these are really pretty cool. And I will never cease wondering at the human capacity for coming up with bizarre and cool ways of wasting time. *g* My one disapointment was that I didn't see anyone do a sleeveface for Hole's Live Through This album. Link courtesy of zefrank.com.
Thing #3: Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! Flight of the Conchords! *ahem* Their new album is out -- songs mostly from their first season TV show. No live songs on this one, and some of the arrangements and lyrics are different. Well worth it, even if you bought the previous album (which has a few of the same songs on it, but still worth buying both since the first one is mostly live). New Zealand's 4th most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo aka Flight of the Conchords are currently in LA, actually, performing two shows at the end of the month, which I do not have tickets for, sadly, because I was slow to realize what was what with all the mayhem going on in my life, but I'm just happy knowing they're around and enjoying success. And, to make me *really* smile, here are scans of a recent photo spread where they dress up like other famous rock & roll duos. Captain and Tennille!! (Bret is Tennille. bwah!) Yoko Ono and John Lennon. hee. Wham! All of the shots are hysterical but my FAVORITE THING OF ALL THINGS EVER is this photo spread of Jemaine & Bret as David Bowie and Mick Jagger. Prancing in the Street. *dies* omg I love them so much. Quite possible, Jemaine pwns me. I'm just saying.
Yo, bitch, why you hating?
Jan. 30th, 2007 11:37 amYesterday I was in chat with astolat and terrio. They were talking about Entourage and how shalott has already moved on to greener pastures, ruthlessly dumping Entourage (not to mention Rome, Wiseguy, and my own pretty Dracula! SPN fandom get her while you can!) for Supernatural. So fickle! To quote Terri (roughly. I forget to log chats), "wam-bam, three stories, and she's out of there!"
This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.
It got me thinking, though. If shalott is a slut (her words!), likes to love 'em and leave 'em broken hearted, I'm more of the kind that ends up hopelessly entangled with 10 or 15 lovers, all demanding my attention. Cause really, I'm all flirt and very little hanky panky.
fandom: "Hey, you wanta hang out with us? We got SPN and Torchwood all primed and ready. They're juuiiccy..."
me: "Nah, man, I got my bitch Highlander at home waiting." sees HL coming 'round the corner. "Oh, damn, quick, hide me!"
enter said bitch, hands on hips, glaring.
irate tv show: "Don't try to hide from me. I saw you talking up that whore 24."
me: "baby, I don't know what you talking about. We're just friends!"
irate tv show: "I saw you. What? You think I don't have eyes? You were with that bitch Friday Night Sluts, too."
me: "baby, baby, we were talking, that's it. You know you got my heart."
irate tv show: *SLAP*, storms off.
fandom: DAAAANG!!! Ooooh, you got SLAPPED! Pussy.
me: rubbing cheek, yelling, chasing after irate tv show "Awww, baby, you know I love youuuuuu."
~~~
Hi. Hello. Welcome to my brain!
astolat and terrio. They were talking about Entourage and how shalott has already moved on to greener pastures, ruthlessly dumping Entourage (not to mention Rome, Wiseguy, and my own pretty Dracula! SPN fandom get her while you can!) for Supernatural. So fickle! To quote Terri (roughly. I forget to log chats), "wam-bam, three stories, and she's out of there!" This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.
It got me thinking, though. If shalott is a slut (her words!), likes to love 'em and leave 'em broken hearted, I'm more of the kind that ends up hopelessly entangled with 10 or 15 lovers, all demanding my attention. Cause really, I'm all flirt and very little hanky panky.
fandom: "Hey, you wanta hang out with us? We got SPN and Torchwood all primed and ready. They're juuiiccy..."
me: "Nah, man, I got my bitch Highlander at home waiting." sees HL coming 'round the corner. "Oh, damn, quick, hide me!"
enter said bitch, hands on hips, glaring.
irate tv show: "Don't try to hide from me. I saw you talking up that whore 24."
me: "baby, I don't know what you talking about. We're just friends!"
irate tv show: "I saw you. What? You think I don't have eyes? You were with that bitch Friday Night Sluts, too."
me: "baby, baby, we were talking, that's it. You know you got my heart."
irate tv show: *SLAP*, storms off.
fandom: DAAAANG!!! Ooooh, you got SLAPPED! Pussy.
me: rubbing cheek, yelling, chasing after irate tv show "Awww, baby, you know I love youuuuuu."
~~~
Hi. Hello. Welcome to my brain!
Yo, bitch, why you hating?
Jan. 30th, 2007 11:37 amYesterday I was in chat with astolat and terrio. They were talking about Entourage and how shalott has already moved on to greener pastures, ruthlessly dumping Entourage (not to mention Rome, Wiseguy, and my own pretty Dracula! SPN fandom get her while you can!) for Supernatural. So fickle! To quote Terri (roughly. I forget to log chats), "wam-bam, three stories, and she's out of there!"
This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.
It got me thinking, though. If shalott is a slut (her words!), likes to love 'em and leave 'em broken hearted, I'm more of the kind that ends up hopelessly entangled with 10 or 15 lovers, all demanding my attention. Cause really, I'm all flirt and very little hanky panky.
fandom: "Hey, you wanta hang out with us? We got SPN and Torchwood all primed and ready. They're juuiiccy..."
me: "Nah, man, I got my bitch Highlander at home waiting." sees HL coming 'round the corner. "Oh, damn, quick, hide me!"
enter said bitch, hands on hips, glaring.
irate tv show: "Don't try to hide from me. I saw you talking up that whore 24."
me: "baby, I don't know what you talking about. We're just friends!"
irate tv show: "I saw you. What? You think I don't have eyes? You were with that bitch Friday Night Sluts, too."
me: "baby, baby, we were talking, that's it. You know you got my heart."
irate tv show: *SLAP*, storms off.
fandom: DAAAANG!!! Ooooh, you got SLAPPED! Pussy.
me: rubbing cheek, yelling, chasing after irate tv show "Awww, baby, you know I love youuuuuu."
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Hi. Hello. Welcome to my brain!
astolat and terrio. They were talking about Entourage and how shalott has already moved on to greener pastures, ruthlessly dumping Entourage (not to mention Rome, Wiseguy, and my own pretty Dracula! SPN fandom get her while you can!) for Supernatural. So fickle! To quote Terri (roughly. I forget to log chats), "wam-bam, three stories, and she's out of there!" This lead to me making a metaphor for fandom: it's like a locker room where we all get together and talk about our latest conquests, who banged who and how, tricks, compare notes, tell each other who's a nice piece of ass. So crude, but, dude, it's FUNNY.
It got me thinking, though. If shalott is a slut (her words!), likes to love 'em and leave 'em broken hearted, I'm more of the kind that ends up hopelessly entangled with 10 or 15 lovers, all demanding my attention. Cause really, I'm all flirt and very little hanky panky.
fandom: "Hey, you wanta hang out with us? We got SPN and Torchwood all primed and ready. They're juuiiccy..."
me: "Nah, man, I got my bitch Highlander at home waiting." sees HL coming 'round the corner. "Oh, damn, quick, hide me!"
enter said bitch, hands on hips, glaring.
irate tv show: "Don't try to hide from me. I saw you talking up that whore 24."
me: "baby, I don't know what you talking about. We're just friends!"
irate tv show: "I saw you. What? You think I don't have eyes? You were with that bitch Friday Night Sluts, too."
me: "baby, baby, we were talking, that's it. You know you got my heart."
irate tv show: *SLAP*, storms off.
fandom: DAAAANG!!! Ooooh, you got SLAPPED! Pussy.
me: rubbing cheek, yelling, chasing after irate tv show "Awww, baby, you know I love youuuuuu."
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